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Friday, March 26, 2010

There was a death on the road


Other than my brother in the red shirt, do you see anything significant? Of course you don't.The insignificant death happened less than a week ago...

It was a Saturday night, Baby R. was playing by the roadside, looked cute with big ears. I was shocked when Baby R. crossed the road hastily without looking left and right and I was worried for Baby R. for a change. Fortunately, there was no car so Baby R. crossed the road safely. My family and I were having our meals at the time. Although I know Baby R. had crossed the road safely but I couldn't help myself wondering about Baby R. that I had to put down my chopsticks and watched Baby R.


It seemed that Baby R. is trying to get over the divider but Baby R. couldn't because of the short legs. Baby R. tried numerous of time but failed so Baby R. decided to turn back. Baby R., again did not look left and right before crossing from the other side. My heart stopped when Baby R. suddenly lingered in the middle of the road.


Then, a Hilux passed by...and missed Baby R...then a Wira passed by...and pheww...missed Baby R. again. My heart stopped beating whenever a car passed by. In my heart, I kept on telling Baby R. to cross the bloody road quickly!

Baby R. somehow responded to my callings...and started to crossed but...pity...Baby R. was too late...A Kancil finally claimed Baby R.'s life... I cried in my heart as I watched Baby R. twitching before a Wira finally claimed Baby R.'s life. My heart feels sorrow whenever I recall the scene.


I didn't go near Baby R. as my mother told me not to go near Baby R. so I don't really know if the Kancil had squashed Baby R.'s body/head. So, I took the photo above from afar...as I was forbidden to go near Baby R. By the way, Baby R. was not even sent to the hospital for post mortem...poor thing...


I don't know if you know who or what Baby R. was but even if Baby R. was a what but it is still a life. When a life is taken, it is a sad thing.


I think I was the only one who witness that incident. Being able to notice a small creature moving about like that...I guess I am indeed observant..Oh, yeah, so I was told...by another Saggitarian. Yeah, I am a Saggitarian. Anyways, let me proceed...


People who know me know that i have small palms and small hands but not small arms..^0^
Baby R. was less half the size of my fist. Oh..if you don't know..Baby R. was a rat.


I just wonder how insignificant life could be if no one actually notice...If I was never to know that the rat was run over by a car...I guess nobody would even notice.




Just imagine if you or I have died and no one notice and were left to rot on the road and exposed under the scorching sun and still no one noticed...and even if they noticed..they would not care less...now wouldn't that be painful?

I know I have to conclude this piece but I'd prefer to leave you thinking about it.


monologku: Life is precious no matter who you are or what you are..remember that Baby R., I saw what happened to you and you have my deepest sympathy...

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Skill better than Eye Ball Lady


Piku: Hi! It's me.
ABC: Where's Pishu? Ah Fio leh?

Piku: Oh..Pishu, she's still sleeping. Ah Fio asked me to take over.
ABC: Why?
Piku: Ah Fio said no idea for the entry lo..so here I am. Sometimes, I have to drive also..you know? I'm a busy dog, you see.



ABC: (teeheehee)
Piku: What..are you doing? 
ABC: Ha? Nothing aa..(teeheehee)
Piku: You're laughing is it?
ABC: (giggling) no la...
Piku:(staring at ABC) Oi...oi...why are you covering your mouth?
ABC: tsskk...tsssk...(oh..no..beh tahan oredi..) nothing...keeekihhkihh...
Piku:Oi...You're laughing! What are you laughing at huh? 
ABC: (gudilah...gudilah..on the floor) Bwahahahhahahah!! Heheheihahaiaiahahah!



* We interrupt the conversation with an announcement
Piku says if you don't know what gudilah means...In English, it means rolling. In Bahasa Malaysia, it means berguling-guling. Ah Fio did mention this in the first entry.
* Now back to the conversation.


Piku: Don't laugh la...


ABC: I didn't know your mata is sepet. Hahahahah! So when you smile, then we can only see two lines on your face lo? Hahahah!
Piku: I said don't laugh!

Piku runs to Ah Fio...


Piku: Ah Fio!
AhFio: What?
Piku: (looked at Ah Fio with puppy eyes) Carry me...and go to ABC.

So, Ah Fio carried Piku to ABC...


ABC: Eh? Ah Fio, I thought you're not doing this entry?
AhFio: Yala..but Piku asked me to carry him here. What did you do?
Piku: Ah Fio! Don't talk to ABC...aim me at ABC first.
AhFio: Why?
ABC: What is it Piku? You're mad at me for laughing at your mata sepet?
Piku: Ah Fio...aiming..steady...steady..to the left a bit...okay!
ABC: (feeling nervous) What are you doing?
Piku: Me? Balas dendam la! Laugh again la. Rasakan my laser beam. 

Jiu..jiu..jiu! Jiu..jiu..jiu!

ABC: Arrhhh! Ah Fio! Help!
AhFio: Oh..I'm carrying Piku now so have no extra hands to save you.
ABC: Ah Fio! Please! Arrhh..!
AhFio: Sorry..If I was to save you, I have to drop Piku..but I don't want Piku to get hurt.


Piku laughs wickedly...and says...


Piku: Those who laugh last, laugh the longest. Bwahahahahahahah!
Piku: Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!
Piku: See? Long leh.
AhFio: Haha..silly Piku..Lai..go play with Pishu. Say bye bye to readers. Let you do another entry next time, okay?
Piku: Woof!


Laser eye better than that Eye Ball Lady


Tuesday, March 16, 2010

It's true. It's blue!

Aaa...I remembered it was 2008...in July...the time of the year...Ghost Festival...

It was a warm evening after CALL, apa taknye? I'm all covered, something something about the sahsiah in the campus...After the class, I was walking to the parking lot outside the campus...and I was far behind my coursemates...(ahh...cepat betul they walk...pendek sangat kah kakiku nih?) Anyways, I was getting nervous and started to walk faster to get out of campus when I suddenly saw something that caught my attention... 

But somehow oh...I couldn't understand why the rest of my course mates didn't even notice it. Their eyes are bigger than mine (so obvious that mata I sepet..haa..haa...||T.T), there were more pair of eyes.Thing as visible as that..takkan tak nampak? Every house has it...some may be hidden from the visible eyes..but there are also houses that don't have it...

Ah...sorry aa..lari dari topik again...we sambung aa..this was what happened...As I ran to my gym partner...


I: Amuuuui! Wait for me!

Amui turned her head around as far as 270 degrees...nah..tipu lah..scary la if that really happened kan? 

Ingat burung hantu ka? ish! main-main pulak..budak ni.


Amui: Hai..hai...I'll wait for you...don't have to run la darling.
I: (catching my breath) Arrhh! So tired. I saw something...just now..do you see it?
Amui: See what?
I: (pulled Amui to the side of the sidewalk...) Neh...this one...
Amui: Eee! It's blue!

I: Yep. hihihi! Lai, kasi posing sikit. Wa mau ambik gambar of it...

Amui: (posing) like this?
I: (nod my head) Ahh..buat biasa-biasa also can la..heheh...I might post in my future blog. hahah!! 
(which is what I'm doing right now...muaaahaahahahah!)

So..do you remember the kiddy days when we like colouring, doodling, sketching or painting (and maybe some of you still do). And we always colour water in a glass in blue colour when in fact it's not blue? Know the reason?

Watched cartoons right? Ahh...! Don't lie. Masa kecik-kecik takkan tak tengok?? Penipu betul la like that. Ahh...saya dah kata...jangan tipu la...saya takkan terperdaya dengan janji-janji manismu lagi...(aiseh man...macam la ada kaitan...haha!) 

I know you all still watch cartoons. If you were given the time, you would still watch it. Kan? kan? kan? kan? ikan? mestila..ikan kan sedap...boleh elakkan thyroid. but jangan pulak makan ikan selepas buat surgery ye? aduh..lari topik again..haha...sorry..me-ahn-heh

Yes la...we copy cartoon punya la...that's why we coloured water in blue colour la..mengaku je la...aduh...i also colour water in blue la..kadang-kadang orange colour also la...because itu air oren la.

Water---> river in blue, stream in blue, sea in blue, ocean in blue, even water in the longkang (on its way to the river) also blue in colour in cartoons. So, tell me where can you find water in a drain, which is blue in colour huh? Ada...I terjumpa...



Have to censor the face la..takut dia dikejar peminat pulak kan susah..haha!
(in fact it's copyright issue that Ah Fio is worried about hohoh! Sorry moi.)

Out of the blue, it is blue.
I'm telling you that it is true...
or it was true that it was blue.
F.Pearl.S
Were you expecting cerita hantu? Anyways, it was nice to see the drain on that day. When we were still kiddies, we always daydream and think beyond our imagination because we were kids and nothing to worry about but to dream. As we grow older, all sorts of responsibilities fall on our shoulder and we tell ourselves to stop dreaming and come back to earth.

Sometimes, what one has become today is because of the influences from society...that will eventually influence parents, peers and affect an individual etc. I think if an individual is honest with himself or herself, then he or she will not be easily influence and I bet he or she would be happier.

Monologku: ada ilham barula buat cerita hantu ye? ke I share-share kisah benar with them as watak utama dengan korang ye? but I will have to recall....

Monday, March 15, 2010

Let us introduce ourselves..

2 ekor anjing berada dalam perbincangan...nampak serius saja perbincangan itu...jadi...I biarkan la...asalkan yang besar tu tak gigit yang kecil...
Piku: I think I'm 3 years old la this year..
Pishu: 3? sure or not?
Piku: I think la...I've been living with Fiona since 2006. November, I ingat tu.
Pishu: Nah! 2006. Now, 2010. How come you 3 years old? U don't know how to count kah?
Piku: I'm a dog, I don't know how to count.
Pishu: Kesian. Here..use your paws...wait..aa..I count..I have 1...2...3...4... paws. So, you're 4 years old this year!
Piku: Wah...4 years old oredi? If I'm five years old then how to count? 
Pishu: Use your tail lo...stupid..hahah!
Piku: How old are you then?
Pishu: I don't know woh...Ah Fio adopted me last December when my previous owner didn't want me. Even Ah Fio doesn't know how old am I.
Piku: Oh..Choiko...
Pishu: Aiya...Piku...we keep on barking we forgot to properly introduce ourselves to Ah Fio's readers oo..

Hi, my name is Piku. Ah Fio and I share the same hair style.

 I'm Pishu...heehee..It was because of my tongue that Ah Fio adopted me.

Piku: You know? Fiona's sister could not tell the difference when she looked at our pictures because she said it's me all the way. 
Pishu: She doesn't believe Ah Fio has two doggies ma now..
Piku: How can Pishu and I look alike?? I have "ku ku" and Pishu doesn't. Ah..I'm not pondan! I checked out chicks too..ah not ayam la...anjing betina okay?? It's illegal to go against nature. Like human doing a goat, that's illegal okay??
Pishu: We may be dogs but we know apa yang tak patut dibuat. dipanah petir nanti.. *wink wink.
Piku: Yea, I sniffed Pishu's butt too, okay? So, I'm straight. Don't believe? Check this out.

I was two months old when I humped Ah Fio's Mashimaro little bolster.

Pishu: Eee..Piku...
Piku: Luckily got evidence I'm not pondan...fuh..thanks Fio for keeping this..I'll jilat you when I see you, ya?
Pishu: Ah Fio, I'll jilat you too when I see you okay?
 But...I don't think Piku and I look alike because...I'm cuter and Piku more macho.hihih!

Pishu: Anyhow, her sister didn't believe and she wanted to see us in one picture oo..
Piku: Silly...for what want to lie to her hoh?
Pishu: So, Ah Fio showed her the pic below lo.. 


Piku, with the bigger head. Me, the smaller size lo..because I'm still puppy. 

Pishu: Remember where this is?
Piku: Yea, I do. Ah Why put us here to go find Ah Fio.
Pishu: You remember what we were talking about that time?
Piku: Ya, I remember la.
Pishu: Then, you start first la..
Piku: Start what?
Pishu: Repeat the conversation we had la..stupid..
Piku: Oh....like this right? Where is Ah Why going?
Pishu: Always go kai kai never bring us oo?
Piku: I don't know how many times I go travelling already. You so kesian. never go anywhere but here.
Pishu: You go many places already?
Piku: Yala...I bet you never go near a cat right?
Pishu: Cat? No woh...
Piku: lai..I show you...

Piku: Behold! It was less than a meter, you know?
Pishu: Cat? That one kitten la!
Piku: Sama la tu. nanti jadi kucing jugak bah dia tu.
Pishu: Why are we talking about this?
Piku: I don't know.
Pishu: That day u said, "Yaloh! Never bring us go kai kai." la Piku! Not "I don't know how many times I go travelling already.You so kesian. never go anywhere but here. ." la! See-two-pit!
Piku: Aiya...sorry bah..I forgot already bah..
Pishu: Whatever la..I want to lie down....tired oredi...

Ahh..comfy...

Piku: I think she wants to sleep already...I also go and sleep la..if not ...talk to myself meh..later Ah Fio scold me "setengah tiang". I go find Ah Fio first...

Ah Fio's leg...have to act cute...adalah...reason I do that..Pishu doesn't know this skill. 
Mwahahahah!!

I: Piku....? Lai..la..sayang oo...want to O..O liao aa..Come..Aiyah...Piku..you're so heavy already oo?

 Peace aa ^_^Y

Piku: Yes, get to sleep in Ah Fio's arms.. yeah! 

See you next time! Woof! Woof!

Sunday, March 14, 2010

River or Stream?

My final evening in Keningau before I bade it farewell...

On the way to Sungai Bunsit, there were herds and herds of calves, cows, buffaloes, oxen on the road (don't know the difference so I letak je the species..hahah!). Yeah, we had to give way to these cute mammals. 

I: Val! got a lot of moo here!
Val: hahah! Say that again? Moo?
I: Moo?
Val: Hahah, so cute.
I: I tau la comel. hahaha! My belly lagi comel.
Val & I: hahah!!

Val: cannot honk them also. takut mereka kejar nanti.
I: ahh? they kejar ka?
Val: Kan terkejut the cows if we honk them.
I: Oh..u think they kejar ka if we get down from the car and pegang them?
Val: I don't know. But I'm wearing red bah now..
I: haha! okla..nanti kena pulak.kesian nanti.hahah!

So, we reached the river...err...stream...but Val said the local said that it's a river..ok...so..river it is then. If it is really a river then I really don't remember if I ever saw a river with its water as clear as this. Menakjubkan la..still not polluted. I like~~

I know I tak layak to become model kaki. T.T


Sungai Bunsit, Kampung Bingkor, Keningau.


It was breezy and there were people having barbecue.



The trees...look exotic...and these two are my favourite trees.

I would want to go there BBQing with my friends... : )

Friday, March 12, 2010

The Eye Ball Lady

Saya tahu..dah lama tak update blog..sebab I was away in Sabah..and the connection at the hotel...sungguh...mengecewakan...minta maaf ye..hohoh!
The day I was heading to BKI...
On the plane (dengan mood yang happy nak pegi BKI)...before the plane take off...

I: (ahh...mana itu 17A aa...oh..itu dia. Alamak...ada orang...so..putting on my sweetest smile)

I: Ah..excuse me aa...Miss, my seat is by the window, can you let me through?
EBL: (looked at me from head to toe then eye balled me without saying a word then stood up to let me through)
I: sorry aa...(ish...apahal dengan perempuan nih? korek mata tu kang!) 
EBL: (stared at me with that evil eye)
I: (rasa macam mau mati...)

I just watched her playing with her phone and..

AS: Madam, we're about to take off, can you kindly switch off your mobile phone?
EBL: (looked at her from head to toe and eye balled the air stewardess without saying a word then switch off her handphone with dissatisfaction)
I: (rasa susah mau bernafas being near to that kind of aura...)

So, during the flight...She can't help herself eyeballing me people who walked pass her... ||T.T ....takut...

I kept myself busy reading the magazine and jot down some places of interest that I would love to visit in the future. And I totally have forgotten about the eye ball lady.

And so the Captain said we're about to land and eye ball lady switched on her phone...haih...Tak faham ka ini perempuan...kalau mulut saya jahat mesti I minta itu perempuan makcik to switch off her phone. 

Sorryla..walaupun muka u wrinkle free but..tengok tangan sudah tau kamu ni sudah tua okay?

The air stewardess had to ask the eye ball lady to switch off her phone and the same process la..looked from head to toe and eye balled the air stewardess...pernahkah jumpa orang yang kurang sopan macam tu? I malu mau mengaku we're from the same state.

We've finally landed...and I'm glad she blah first...I can imagine the amount of people being eye balled on her way out from the plane...hohoh! and when we're queuing at the immigration counter..there she was...doing what she does best...eye balling...kalau eye balling itu memancar laser macam X-Men..mesti semua orang dah mati masa tu. Hahah! 

No bah..she's in a hurry bah at the time I think...we're supposed to take off at 1335hrs but we took off at 1400hrs..so..I can understand why she is irritated...but...somehow..I don't approve of her eye balling technique...because tak sehebat mine...hohoh!! No la..

I wonder why she does that...is it because someone told her that eye balling can actually reduce wrinkle around her eyes?? No wonder why she's wrinkle free around her eyes...but her hand..memang nampak...tua la..hoho..sebab tak ada mata bah..hahaha!

Monologku: eye balling is tiring..dah cuba...sungguh memenatkan.. 

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Oh, I love UK (UweeeKss also boleh UhuuuKss)

I'm having a great time in UK ..Oh, I really do..Just take a look at the weather.Just the way I like it.


Cool...breezy...awesome.

Oh! Look...the night view...

Jangan bodoh la. Adakah orang pakai T shirt biasa saja bila cuaca sejuk? Ada ke palm trees boleh tumbuh kat tempat cuaca yang sejuk (ke memang boleh tumbuh)? 
Yes, I'm using mean words in this entry because I'm now an irate Mirian.
Memang jahanam betul jerebu nih! Ini...disebabkan alam semulajadi ka...buatan manusia durjana nih? From where this haze is from? Dari jiran sebelah? Dah check...tak bakar apa-apa pun. Negeri/negara jiran (ish..kurang asam betul ni kau Fio, ada hati nak mempersalahkan Kalimantan pulak)? But tak dengar from news ada kebakaran di hutan pun. Ke orang Miri yang bedebah nih? 
Then, mom said ada open burning kat area sekolah yang dia sedang mengajar. Oh...ini dah tak boleh jadi ni... But,  I thought Mr. Mayor said, "Enough is enough" to open burning kat The Borneo Post last week? But...why is it getting worst? Ke ayat tu tak cukup power? Orang dari Jabatan Alam Sekitar tu kat mana hah?
 
Tahukah anda?
Jarak di antara saya dan tiang elektrik tu tak sampai 50m?
100m lari pecut yang dah sampai di garisan penamat pun tak nampak.

Hati ini sungguh kecewa! Apa taknye? A friend is here on a tour in Miri for the first time. No, Sarawak for the first time! Here comes the haze to welcome my kawan. Bagus. Bijak-bijak...sangat bijak...Sang Kancil pun tak sebijak ni tau? So is the Sang Monyet yang dah tiga hari tak makan.

I don't know how or what will happen to babies whose respiratory system are not fully developed, asthmatic patients, senior citizens, those who have health problems going to survive this haze. Children going to school...they will surely be breathing hard after running and chasing about. Oh my goodness. I can't imagine what the haze can do to them. As a healthy adult, my eyes hurts...and I can feel my lungs putting a sign "NO ENTRY" or "NO TRESPASSING" denying the entry of the air that I'm breathing right now...arh...I can feel it burning inside of me...as if..my lungs are being barbecued..oh..yummy...

I hope the haze does not carry any kind of dangerous virus or bacteria which are airborne, which really really reminds me of one of the entry I shared on pneumonia

I hope these ignorant **s***ds will stop murdering us indirectly...Thank you...