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Monday, March 15, 2010

Let us introduce ourselves..

2 ekor anjing berada dalam perbincangan...nampak serius saja perbincangan itu...jadi...I biarkan la...asalkan yang besar tu tak gigit yang kecil...
Piku: I think I'm 3 years old la this year..
Pishu: 3? sure or not?
Piku: I think la...I've been living with Fiona since 2006. November, I ingat tu.
Pishu: Nah! 2006. Now, 2010. How come you 3 years old? U don't know how to count kah?
Piku: I'm a dog, I don't know how to count.
Pishu: Kesian. Here..use your paws...wait..aa..I count..I have 1...2...3...4... paws. So, you're 4 years old this year!
Piku: Wah...4 years old oredi? If I'm five years old then how to count? 
Pishu: Use your tail lo...stupid..hahah!
Piku: How old are you then?
Pishu: I don't know woh...Ah Fio adopted me last December when my previous owner didn't want me. Even Ah Fio doesn't know how old am I.
Piku: Oh..Choiko...
Pishu: Aiya...Piku...we keep on barking we forgot to properly introduce ourselves to Ah Fio's readers oo..

Hi, my name is Piku. Ah Fio and I share the same hair style.

 I'm Pishu...heehee..It was because of my tongue that Ah Fio adopted me.

Piku: You know? Fiona's sister could not tell the difference when she looked at our pictures because she said it's me all the way. 
Pishu: She doesn't believe Ah Fio has two doggies ma now..
Piku: How can Pishu and I look alike?? I have "ku ku" and Pishu doesn't. Ah..I'm not pondan! I checked out chicks too..ah not ayam la...anjing betina okay?? It's illegal to go against nature. Like human doing a goat, that's illegal okay??
Pishu: We may be dogs but we know apa yang tak patut dibuat. dipanah petir nanti.. *wink wink.
Piku: Yea, I sniffed Pishu's butt too, okay? So, I'm straight. Don't believe? Check this out.

I was two months old when I humped Ah Fio's Mashimaro little bolster.

Pishu: Eee..Piku...
Piku: Luckily got evidence I'm not pondan...fuh..thanks Fio for keeping this..I'll jilat you when I see you, ya?
Pishu: Ah Fio, I'll jilat you too when I see you okay?
 But...I don't think Piku and I look alike because...I'm cuter and Piku more macho.hihih!

Pishu: Anyhow, her sister didn't believe and she wanted to see us in one picture oo..
Piku: Silly...for what want to lie to her hoh?
Pishu: So, Ah Fio showed her the pic below lo.. 


Piku, with the bigger head. Me, the smaller size lo..because I'm still puppy. 

Pishu: Remember where this is?
Piku: Yea, I do. Ah Why put us here to go find Ah Fio.
Pishu: You remember what we were talking about that time?
Piku: Ya, I remember la.
Pishu: Then, you start first la..
Piku: Start what?
Pishu: Repeat the conversation we had la..stupid..
Piku: Oh....like this right? Where is Ah Why going?
Pishu: Always go kai kai never bring us oo?
Piku: I don't know how many times I go travelling already. You so kesian. never go anywhere but here.
Pishu: You go many places already?
Piku: Yala...I bet you never go near a cat right?
Pishu: Cat? No woh...
Piku: lai..I show you...

Piku: Behold! It was less than a meter, you know?
Pishu: Cat? That one kitten la!
Piku: Sama la tu. nanti jadi kucing jugak bah dia tu.
Pishu: Why are we talking about this?
Piku: I don't know.
Pishu: That day u said, "Yaloh! Never bring us go kai kai." la Piku! Not "I don't know how many times I go travelling already.You so kesian. never go anywhere but here. ." la! See-two-pit!
Piku: Aiya...sorry bah..I forgot already bah..
Pishu: Whatever la..I want to lie down....tired oredi...

Ahh..comfy...

Piku: I think she wants to sleep already...I also go and sleep la..if not ...talk to myself meh..later Ah Fio scold me "setengah tiang". I go find Ah Fio first...

Ah Fio's leg...have to act cute...adalah...reason I do that..Pishu doesn't know this skill. 
Mwahahahah!!

I: Piku....? Lai..la..sayang oo...want to O..O liao aa..Come..Aiyah...Piku..you're so heavy already oo?

 Peace aa ^_^Y

Piku: Yes, get to sleep in Ah Fio's arms.. yeah! 

See you next time! Woof! Woof!

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