Parasite A: Hiyahh! Lai (in mandarin)..we enter this body! The bulu roma pisses me off!
Parasite B: Oh...okay..berbulu pulak this thing.
Parasite A: Let's see what damage can we do in this body. Maybe we makan the urat of the hair so that dia botak! Huah..huah..huah!
Suddenly...They felt they're getting bigger..and fell off Lala's body. Hey, what do you know? Lala took the shrinking paste from the Toothfairy!
Lala: Hoih! Don't enter my body!
Parasite A: ha..?who is this fella? pelik betul rupa dia nih.
Parasite B: eh, I think it's the host we mau masuk tadi.
Parasite A: How you know?
Parasite B: I can smell the poo. See the poo on the kaki, that's mine (dengan bangganya). Kesian this binatang, ada ta-ik kat kaki pun tak perasan.
Lala: Cheelaka punya parasit! Buang besar merata-rata! Wa cakap sama lu ta-ik. Jangan masuk badan wa! (as Lala gets rid of the feces from his leg)
Parasite A: Ahh! suka hati gua lah! bukannya lu boleh nampak pun.
Lala: Wa cakap tak boleh means tak boleh!
Parasite B: Okay, okaay..Chill..chill.Gua janji gua masuk senyap-senyap. Wa promise, tak sakit punya. Wa cuma nak lepak di dalam badan lu. nak tengok kalau ada awek cun dalam badan lu dan bawa dia keluar dating. Itu saja...
Lala: Ahh! Wa tak percaya sama lu.
Parasite A: betul la..tak tipu..
Lala: Wa cakap tak boleh means tak boleh la!Parasite B: aiseh...degil betul binatang ni.
Then, the effect of the shrinking paste is gone. Lala went back to his normal size. Lala took the shrinking paste again...as he shrinks, he felt pain! A lot of pain like he is going to explode then everything went blank...
Of course la went blank. Parasite A and B dah masuk his badan, bila dia shrink mesti la badan dia explode. Ada 2 parasit dalam badan..imagine having 2 people in your body?
Parasites nowadays dah tau manusia ada shrinking paste to shrink themeselves so they cari tempat lain untuk lepak to avoid the incident above. The death of Lala and Parasite A and B had to find another host...susah sebab they have to crawl cari best of the host. So, this time they lepak in food..and water...Most of us including me..are not wary about what is in the food we eat..as long as it is delicious..
Demikianlah hikayat perjumpaan parasit dan binatang
Pneumonia
If you think shortness of breath, a sharp pain in your chest, headaches, joint pains or muscle aches is normal and telling yourself that you're just getting older and will take up exercise to keep up with a healthier lifestyle. Please consult your doctor first before you put yourself in danger. For ladies, just because you feel nauseous, loss of appetite, tired and vomiting do not mean that you're pregnant.
What I'm trying to say here is that, someone I know has passed away after two dreadful weeks in the ICU because of Pneumonia. It is not the first time I heard of it. I was 15 when I first heard the word because someone from my school passed away after one night battling in ICU.I was spooked by it.
Pneumonia is like a cunning, silent killer. Why? It is because, the one I have mentioned above are (only some of) the symptoms if you are suffering from Pneumonia. Scary right? So, exactly what is it anyway? It's the inflammatory of the lung caused by virus (airborne), bacteria (airborne), fungi (uncommon), or parasites (through skin or swallowed), chemical (smoking) or personal injuries. Other than smoking, do you think we can control the rest of the contagion mentioned above?
Don't trust X-rays 100% when you go for one to screen for Pneumonia because it can be diagnosed wrongly. Go for a CT scan instead.
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