Jackie Chan, my vampire.

Semalam Aku mimpi pelik lagi..this time Jackie Chan watak. ye..memang pelik. Hari tu, mimpi cari Kenny Sis punya gym nak jadi member. This time kerja kat gym pulak.

I remembered him walking in, which I think to be a gym where I worked. He tried all the equipment and were not satisfied. then he went to another section of the gym where (tak sangka) there was a cybe cafe. Then, he looked at me, pointing that he wanted a headphone that the kids are using.

So, I (no idea why) ran so fast to the counter to ask for one from the lady. But the lady memang jahanam sampai mau mampus. Buat tak nampak my muka yang (I rasa) nervous dan takut. I was so in a hurry that I almost wanted to screamed at her face but was worry that I might need favours from her in the future. So, I asked again. She looked at me dengan muka yang tak ada expression and eyeballed me before she's willing to find me the headphone. Service yang sangat slow sampai I want to cekik her. I was nervous because somehow my perasaan masa tu macam..betul-betul tak boleh lambat kalau Jackie Chan mau barang.

PB: Headphone?

I: Yes

PB: For who?

I: For Jackie Chan

PB: Jackie Chan?

I: Yes, Jackie Chan. The Jackie Chan.

PB: Oh, here! then you must hurry.

I: Oh, yes. I must. Thanks for the help!

I ran to where JC was and handed over the headphone, which is different than the kids were using.

JC:How to put this on?

I: Oh..like this (as I adjust the band) This is the latest SONY headphone that we've purchased. You're our first customer to have used it.

JC: (oh...best...I"m the first)

I: Is this volume okay Mr. Chan?

JC: (nodded his head)

Then he played Counter Strike...||-.- Yah..I know 

To b continued...was distracted gila babi...

Hah! Baru sekarang mau continue! Tau hari ini dah berapa haribulan? Ya, dah 28hb, bagitau wa bila lu taip benda kat atas tu? Ya..ya...dah 16 hari lu kasi postpone ini entri. But...kena salute also la..sebab sampai sekarang masih ingat apa  yang lu mimpi.

Okay, straight to the point. While playing CS, suddenly the lights went out. I was pulled into another room with a man drinking a potion and suddenly went nuts and aggressive. He jumped on me and wanted to bite me. This was when Jackie Chan came to the rescue.

So, together with a vampire (yang tak tau datang dari mana), we ran out the gym and we ran and we ran along Pujut-Lutong road.
Oh, Jackie Chan is also a vampire. The "thing" were chasing me for my blood, so was a bit pelik that these two vampire don't suck my blood. Ada poison ka? Maybe the fake vamps need my blood to whitened their teeth?

Well, it's like this. There were two types of vampires. One, is the real vampire, Jackie Chan and the other one. The other type is the type yang minum certain potion and jadi vampire. It's easy to differentiate the ori vamps and vampire cetak rompak. Just tengok the gigi. Vampire cetak rompak gigi dia hitam berkilat macam black pearl.


Yes, I know it doesn't make any sense. 


While on the run, we stopped by at a house where there lived this gypsy vampire yang I don't know berapa ratus tahun umur dia. Fortune telling about my blood, destiny aku bla bla bla, la apa lagi? That house kat Pujut 2 tepi jalan besar. I remembered ada potteries, water fountain..macam di spa. So after the whatever prophecy, Jackie Chan and the other vampire escorted me out from the house. We jalan kaki...kena kejar tapi jalan kaki. Tau ke mana? Ke bus stop...(unbelievable). An old woman approached us, but my vampire jumped on her to check if dia bergigi hitam...then...

"AH FIO!! Ngee han mang hong aa??"

I terus...potong stim...sebab transmission dah terputus...